BE THE LAST. BUT. OH WELL. Anyway. Uh. Hi again. dA.

Sooooo... yeah. I SUBMITTED ART OMG. Um yeah.


SO. I will most likely be getting a haircut tomorrow. It will be fairly short. My dad will flip out for some reason, but oh well. XD He is unhappy when my hair is short. C'mon dad, you keep saying you don't want me to be pretty so boys wouldn't get ideas.

In reality, I want to be as androgynous as possible. XD I like confusing people. I want people to stand back and whisper 'Is that sexy beast a boy or a girl?'

The main things getting in my way are those growths on my chest. I believe they are called Spoogles in some lands. If I could I would save them in a jar until I'm almost 20 and ready to look for guys.

La di da. I've wanted to be a guy since I was little. I: In the past few months it has just started to frustrate me. Since I cannot magically become a fully-functional male, looking like a rather androgynous girl will do. XD

...

So anyway.

Morrowind.

"Nooooo Admiral Awkward! Not Morrowind again!"

Oh shut your whining mouth. I mean. Uh. Your input is duly noted [and ignored].

So I am making a character. He is a breton. A ~*FAAAAABULOUS*~ [and sexually ambiguous?] bard. He will use magic to fight back the evil peoples and tame guars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not having a manic high, by the way. I'm pretty sure I'm not. D:

Oh. Anyway. He will dress ~*FAAAAABULOUSLY*~ and probably find some way to sparkle so he can dazzle the ladies. And then dazzle the gold from their husband's pockets. It will be ~*FAAAAABULOUS*~

But. He does not have a name.

I noticed how Bretons seem to have french names? Until I can think of something, he will be referred to as Bard. Or Bardtholomew.


~*FAAAAABULOUS*~